Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
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if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
Works every time 🤷🏼♀️
why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time
i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening
⚠⚠YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED.⚠⚠
You have been cursed by my self love curse, you have to respect and love yourself now! Reblog to curse your followers! 🙏🙏
Yall fuckin love glorifying sugar and stripper culture when it’s all money stacks and designer clothes but god forbid it’s just ya ho next door payin her bills all of a sudden that’s sad and pathetic like fuck yall forreal
